10 People Who Did It With Animals..

1. We all know Jimmy Olsen as the cool, little photographer guy in the Superman series and movies. But another Jimmy Olsen probably didn’t want any photographers around when he started having a sexual encounter with an alligator. …. I’ll just let that sink in for a few seconds….. OK. Olsen, a 24-year-old employee of a Florida zoo, was reportedly having full-on sex with a younger alligator when an older alligator spotted him and attacked from behind… pretty much like Jimmy was doing to the younger alligator. The bigger gator dragged the man by the throat underwater. Officials say he was probably dead within 30 seconds. One said, “He had his pants around his knees and was lying down on top of one of the animals with his back to the others. We could see him being dragged into the water.” Authorities soon killed the gator and recovered Jimmy’s dismembered body parts.

2. You can see a lot of strange things in Vegas, also known as Sin City. But it’s not too often you see a woman having sex with a Pit Bull in her backyard. In July, Police arrested Kara Vandereyk, 23, who was found naked in her yard … in full view of the neighbors… having sex with the animal. She later told police she was bi-polar and unable to remember her own name. Ummm… I know bi-polar people. She’s gonna need a better excuse than that…. Like the fact that she likes weird sex with dogs… or something like that.

3. In England earlier this year, a woman was spotted having sex with a dinosaur exhibit at a popular children attraction. A videotape produced graphic images of a woman naked from the waist down grinding on a baby Tyrannosaurus Rex model and appears to be hatching from a fake egg. An official with the exhibit said a team has worked to deep clean and disinfect the attraction. Police report they had a suspect in the case.

4. In mid-2014, a man videotaped himself having sex with a snake. Now, you may be thinking… “that’s just impossible.” But au contraire, Mary Lou! He actually puts his penis inside the snake after he performs a certain sex act on it. If that doesn’t grab ya, here’s a fun fact: Roman women were known to have kept snakes for sexual purposes.

5. Police arrested a man for owning a videotape showing a woman having sex with a tiger. Oddly enough, it was actually another man dressed in a very convincing tiger outfit having sex with a female partner. Fifty-one-year-old Andrew Holland was charged with possession of extreme porn because of a video his pals sent him as a joke. The man dressed as the tiger in the video actually says, “That GRRRREAT!” Holland said he actually lost his job and had a heart attack because of the stress from the incident. His legal team demanded a change in the law to prevent “harmless but crude jokes” from winding up in court.

6. In South Wales, a 35-year-old woman has been charged with bestiality and offensive conduct after she was caught naked and performing an indecent act with a horse. This actually happened in 2006 but the only update I can give you is that the woman is now 45. Probably still has a thing for horses, too.

7 A Kenyan woman, Cecelia, caught her 70-year-old husband, Alexander, having sex with a goat. When she walked in on him, he threatened to kill her and burn the house down. Neighbors intervened before he could carry out either of those. Police said Alexander was a dangerous man – or a nut job – or both, and previously was imprisoned for 5 years on an unknown charge.